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DO NOT FAN2 by twilightsucks, literature

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DO NOT FAN2

Mature Content Filter is On (Contains: Sexual themes and Ideologically sensitive material) AA T ¶ The apple is everywhere, is it a sign? The forbidden fruit, danger, poison… Or maybe it’s nothing more than the front cover of Twilight. The apple is certainly not the only sign of Twilight’s popularity, but you know the fan base has gone too far when young girls made freshly bleeding scratches on their necks at the Twilight premiere ... Undoubtedly Robert Pattinson was not impressed, when they went up to him for signature and said, “We did this for you!” Rarely do we see a book sweep the world off its feet l

DO NOT FAN-anti twilight by twilightsucks, literature

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DO NOT FAN-anti twilight

AA T ¶ As an Antitwilighter, I am not really against the sparkle, because frankly I wouldn’t mind being able to sparkle...LOL They actually made it look pretty nice in the movie HAHAHA. I mean it would be very convenient for a vampire to prey on people because hey! Fan girls ALWAYS fall for that so why not? Then all the vampires would eat the fan girls and YAY the world would be beautiful without them. So I am pro-sparkle because it is actually quite useful. Now moving on to the real discussion of what I hate about Twilight. Let’s begin with Edward! I do NOT like Edward is because he is such a tool of brainwashing that S

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TWILIGHT SKIT-atlanaCullen by twilightsucks, literature

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TWILIGHT SKIT-atlanaCullen

Narrator- One dreadful day Lestat, Dracula, and Louis. Went to see a movie called “twilight” because it was a movie about vampires. When they got to there seats they were having a conversation about there last meal. Lestat-That wasn't the best blood I've had, but then again what do you expect from a popcorn booth sales men. Dracula-You know you could have saved some for me. Louis-I told you to drink before we came here didn't I? Dracula-Hush now the movie is on. Narrator- When the movie came on and Bella was on the screen, Dracula, and Lestat went wild while Louis remained Content. Dracula- God shes ugly. Lestat- I wonder i

10 REASONS TO HATE TWILIGHT by twilightsucks, literature

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10 REASONS TO HATE TWILIGHT

10 Reasons to hate twilight 1.) Bella puts all mary-sues to shame. 2.) Vampires dont sparkle 3.) Smeyer doesnt even know what I real vampire is! 4.) The books send out a LOT of bad messages. 5.) Edward makes creepy look normal 6.) If you read the books and become part of the twilight fetish your IQ drops 7.) Half of the books arnt even worth reading! 8.) You only need to read the first part of the first book to get what is going to happen in the whole series. 9.) If the "fight" is just a major conflict in the story, then the plot is pretty much non-exsistant. 10.) Smeyer mentions WAY!!! too many times about how perfect Edward is. (I

Dracula's Opinion by twilightsucks, literature

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Dracula's Opinion

“Alright let's see what we've got” Dracula mumbled to himself as he browsed the vampire section at a book store. “Well we have The Anita Blake Series, which I have tolerated. We have that Anne Rice woman and her books. I know Lestat and he's more pleasant in real life”. Dracula continued to browse, looking for a book to take back home with him. It was very rare that he came down from his castle and when he did, he always looked from something interesting to take back with him. After and hour of looking he finally went to find help. “Excuse me” Dracula called to a woman shelving books. “How may I help you si

15 reasons why I hate twilight by twilightsucks, literature

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15 reasons why I hate twilight

1.Smeyer has no originality what so ever. (anyone ever heard of The Anita Blake Series?) 2.Vampires don't sparkle 3.When did sparkling vampires become sexy? 4.Edward is a obsessive, overly protective and bitchy guy who really needs to be put to sleep. 5.Edward is not a real man, no guy would want to do half the crap Edward does. 6.Edward is fictional! I feel sorry for those guys with girlfriends who wants them to be like Edward. 7.Nothing is that perfect, Lestat isn't, Louis definitely isn't, Dracula isn't, Jean-Claude isn't and neither are The Cullen's. 8.How can you tell Edwards hot? There is absolutely minimal (if that) detail

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Current Residence: far...far...FAR away! From forks!!!
Favourite style of art: not the covers for twilight
Wallpaper of choice: not twilight
Personal Quote: If you think edward cullen is your fav vampire...Then you dont know enough vampires!

Favourite Movies

Not twilight...god NO

Favourite Writers

Not Smeyer

Favourite Games

not twilight..if there is one

Tools of the Trade

The cullens teeth

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Any thing that has nothing to do with twilight...inless its anti

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twilightsucks

Mar 11, 2009

Club Data-IWE ARE HAVING A CONTEST

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Okay the contest is over.. well anything and everything. It's time to put your anti talents to the test and see what you come up with! If you want to enter something send it in. In the gallery we will have a special folder for the contest entry's. The voting will be done by me, and I will be as fair as possible. the contest will be over on the first of April. thanks for reading, ~twilightsucks (https://www.deviantart.com/twilightsucks) Admins are- :iconBlack-roses-falling: :iconFalcoRusticolus: :icononepiecegirl1111: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do you want more laughs? To tick Twilighters off? To take their books and stomp them into a recycle B